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Brooklyn Bridge Park Access Denied

By all estimation, Tuesday afternoon June 15, was one of those uniquely beautiful days which should be spent outside, walking/rolling around Brooklyn Heights. Since I had not been down to Pier 1 Park recently, that was my destination after conducting some errands. However, you cannot fully appreciate my rage when I discovered that it is […]

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Another Bureaucratic Turf War Keeps DUMBO Park Locked Up

We earlier reported how obstinate state officials appeared to have delayed the opening of the Pier 1 portion of Brooklyn Bridge Park in a battle over who could claim credit for it. Now, it appears, the heavy hand of Albany may be delaying work on the Empire-Fulton Ferry section of the Park, between the foot […]

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Brooklyn Bridge Park Pier 1’s Red Hot Steel Domes Covered Up

Brooklyn Bridge Park officials placed tents over steel domes in Pier 1’s playground because they become red hot in midday sun.  The NY Daily News ran a story today saying children were crying out in pain after touching the shiny objects. Raw video from WPIX-TV after the jump.

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Sledding at Hillside Dog Park Gives Us Perfect Opportunity to Write a Kids Vs. Dogs Story

Sure January and February may have been slow news months and the only headlines we had going for us were weather related.  Nope, Jan/Feb didn’t yield a new Slappaccino Dad story or a rhubarb over parking.  Ah, but wonderful March has already  bestowed this wonderful sure-to-be-discussed-forever tidbit from the New York Times (an electronic newspaper […]

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Park Progress, or Regress? Pier 1 Opening Pushed Back to Spring

Originally scheduled to open in December, then delayed to January, the Pier 1 portion of Brooklyn Bridge Park (see photo above), though evidently good to go, will not welcome the public until, according to the latest promise, sometime this spring. The Brooklyn Paper: The long-awaited first permanent section of Brooklyn Bridge Park has been delayed […]

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“They Take Care Of Us, So We Take Care Of Them”

“So you think that if you write them a ticket, they won’t save you if you get shot?”, I asked.

“You never know”, he said.

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Church Irks Blogger by Blocking Bike Lane on Sundays

Brooklyn Heights based blog Ink Lake is irked about parishioners of the First Presbyterian Church blocking the Henry Street bike lane every Sunday.  He claims that church brass told him that they have an “understanding” with the 84th Precinct:

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Park progress post rescheduled.

Your intrepid correspondent is in the wilds of Maine for a few days, and will not be able to take his usual “park progress” photos this Friday, but will take them on his return next Tuesday morning. We thank you for your patience. Update: Newman & Redford vs. the O’Neals & Madeline Kahn, and more. […]

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