The Brooklyn Eagle serves up an odd story in their police blotter this week. The TD Bank on Montague Street was recently robbed of $729 by a weird bandit (perhaps his mortgage is “underwater”?):
Brooklyn Eagle: Apparently the robber put more effort into his disguise than he did into his robbery. He decked himself out in blue jeans, a ski mask, a blue hooded-sweatshirt and (close your eyes and guess what’s coming) a snorkel.
Underneath his ski mask and behind his snorkel, witnesses were able to describe the suspect as a black male, around 200 pounds, with regular eyeglasses.