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Mad Bomber of Remsen Making Friends in Rikers

It’s been some time since we’ve heard the name Ivaylo Ivanov. The would-be bomber of Remsen Street has spent the last two years in jail on Rikers Island on charges involving spray-painting anti-Jewish slurs and swastikas in the Heights.

So what’s he been up to? Turns out, Ivanov’s been making friends with Ronald Tackmann, an illustrious thief, considered the Keyser Soze of NYC’s prison system because he keeps escaping.

New York: Recently, [Tackmann] invited me to the Hanukkah party at Rikers Island. The party is held at night in a gym. Through the gates of their cells, inmates howl at the female guests (“Hey, mami!”) and bark at me (“What the fuck you looking at, f—–t?”) as we enter the facility.
Tackmann scans the room as Lubavitch boys sing and dance to a keyboard klezmer. In Rikers, he decided to become Jewish because he likes the kosher food and the rabbi. He declines to wear a yarmulke (“It messes up my hair”) and eyes the gefilte fish suspiciously. At other tables, inmates sit with wives whose fresh eyeliner applied in the visitor’s bathroom now washes away in tears. …

I ask Tackmann’s tablemates what they think of him.

“He’s meshuga,” says Kenneth Glassman-Blanco, who has spent three years on Rikers awaiting trial on attempted murder.

“Well done,” Ivaylo Ivanov of Bulgaria says of the escape.

If we hear/read anything further about inmate #09557033Q, you’ll be the first to know.

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John Updike’s Brooklyn Heights Story

updikeJohn Updike, who died today, never lived in Brooklyn Heights. Famous mainly for his novels and short stories, Updike did, however, use the Heights as the setting for a minor, somewhat infamous, work of non-fiction. Appearing in the September 24, 2001 issue of The New Yorker — the first published after the Towers went down — Mr. Updike wrote: Continue Reading →

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Sesame Street Coming to Our Street

Your faithless correspondent noticed these fliers tacked up on Joralemon. Finding Google a bust, he called the listed number and found the following:

  • A Muppet Christmas special (working title: Letters to Santa) is in preproduction
  • The crew is scouting locations; there will not necessarily be any real shooting done this coming Monday
  • The bulk of shooting is done at Steiner Studios and, in fact, the entire production may ultimately be shot there
  • There do not appear to be any “names” attached to the movie

The gentleman who answered the phone, whose name I did not catch, was unduly patient and deserves a raise.

Oh, and this is probably just a coincidence, but Progressive Nation: A Travel Guide with 400+ Left Turns and Inspiring Landmarks says that Sesame Street, and by extension the Muppets, owe a debt to our fine neighborhood: Continue Reading →

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New Neighbor: Mandalay One Cleaners

Not a year after Mr. Wong’s retirement, Annie, the eternally-chipper proprietor of Mandalay One Cleaners [111 Montague Street], has executed a swift, near-complete renovation of the famed dry cleaner — somehow managing to avoid closing for all of three business days. (And on the fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh days, she rested.)

The new, pink-hued place is, in a word, delicious. (So much so, in fact, that your faithful correspondent wasn’t disappointed that Annie declined to take his suggestion, that she install a ping-pong table, seriously.) The ancient plants, those towering sentinels so familiar to passersby, are gone, but yet somehow not missed. There’s a beautiful ceiling fan, shiny new shelves in place of the old sturdy wooden ones, and, say sources, a forthcoming counter from which customers will be greeted.

All in all, one is pleased that Dickens’ dictum, “Change begets change,” remains as true today as it was in 1844.

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Diamondstone Out; Clear Path for “Kid” Squadron

When we saw the news that wallflower Chuck Schumer had endorsed — sorry, “backed” — BHB Facebook friend Dan Squadron over Ken Diamondstone against Marty Connor in the race for the 25th District State Senate Democratic nomination, we weren’t exactly surprised. Schumer was Squadron’s rabbi and the big macher had previously spanked Connor: “You weren’t there when I needed you; I owe you nothing.”

Yes, and Marty’s signature or his brains would be, yadda yadda etc. Our beloved Senator certainly knows how to burn purple when he needs to.

But it was a mite shocking how quickly and decisively Mssr. Diamondstone responded.

…By dropping out! Let’s go to the release: Continue Reading →

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