Proof of Occult Gathering in Brooklyn Heights

By on December 3, 2009 8:01 am in Religion

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This photograph sent to us by someone called “Dark Lord” shows last night’s “Occult Gathering” touted by fliers posted around Brooklyn Heights this week.   The mysterious Mr. Lord did not elaborate on the rituals conducted during  the midnight ceremony.

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18 Responses to Proof of Occult Gathering in Brooklyn Heights

  1. David December 3, 2009 at 8:58 am #

    Though I respect Dark Lord as a leader, I found the sacrificial lamb from last night rather dry.

  2. nabeguy December 3, 2009 at 10:49 am #

    David, that is too funny. Thanks.

  3. Billy Reno December 3, 2009 at 11:22 am #

    “Honey! I’m going to my, uh, fantasy football league gathering.”

  4. David December 3, 2009 at 12:41 pm #

    nabeguy,
    It’s not meant to be funny. He could really use some culinary classes.

  5. shadowplay December 3, 2009 at 1:00 pm #

    truly occult

  6. nabeguy December 3, 2009 at 1:02 pm #

    david, give him a break. It’s not easy roasting over an open fire on a rainy night.

  7. Mickey December 3, 2009 at 1:12 pm #

    Aren’t they two or three weeks early? I thought these gatherings were supposed to coincide with the winter solstice (shortest day of the year). Maybe this was just the planning committee meeting!

  8. jeffk December 3, 2009 at 1:43 pm #

    And lo we hath gathered ’round the metal globe thingie, protected from the Lord’s view (and the drizzle!) by our blackened bumbershoots and our most malevolent, yet surprisingly sporty, rain jackets. And hark! Could we see the South Street Seaport and its variety of shops and restaurants! And a chill fell upon creation when we tried to guess what the Empire State Building’s colored lights represented. For though the lights were blinding white, it being Wednesday, and therefore Opposite Day, we knew the City Itself shared our darkest of desires. Triumphant, we complimented each other on our snug-fitting jeans, and then we got slices at Fascati. Hail Satan!

  9. Ben T December 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm #

    “Sooo, what do we do now?”

  10. BklynJace December 3, 2009 at 3:39 pm #

    At least they’re not blocking a bike lane.

  11. tb December 3, 2009 at 3:52 pm #

    At least they had the rally in the “happy circle”!

  12. tb December 3, 2009 at 3:53 pm #

    or, ah hem.. gathering.

  13. Luciful December 3, 2009 at 4:42 pm #

    @jeffk, Fascati after midnight??? Methinks they dined at Happy Days given the lateness of the rendez-vous…

  14. Johnny Middagh December 3, 2009 at 4:59 pm #

    Park place diner. They lack the stylish masonic Egyptian motifs Tutt’s has, but they do serve burgers til 2am. I frequently see after hours satanists congregating there.

  15. hoppy December 3, 2009 at 5:02 pm #

    Are you sure this wasn’t the BHA meeting?

  16. joe December 4, 2009 at 12:31 am #

    Looks like a gathering of 4. I guess the rain dampened the turnout. Better luck next month.

  17. Andrew Porter December 8, 2009 at 2:08 am #

    Their “Zodiacal sculpture” is actually an astrolabe, used in navigating. I have a much smaller one that I bought at the Greenwich Observatory in London. I use it when I want to sacrifice dust motes…

  18. joey bag of donuts December 8, 2009 at 9:26 pm #

    only yuppies you new people are so annoying for us native new yorkers!!!!!!!!!!! get out !!!!!!!!!!!!!