Dear Mail Stealing Dirtbag – I’m sure you really needed that Valentine’s Day care package grandma sent my 3 year old more than she did. So I’ll forgive you for stealing it from our lobby.
Oh who am I kidding? I’m not a “feelings” guy.
I’m more furious than the power of a thousand suns. Is your life really that sad, shallow and empty that robbing people’s mail seems like a good idea? You low life sociopath. Thanks for breaking down the social contract one more notch. The only thing dimmer than your future is your intellect.
You stole something clearly marked for child from her grandmother. You are pure evil.
I know that a few readers in North Heights mentioned seeing a person stealing mail recently. Comment below if this has happened to you.
Friends, if you see something say something. Take a photo. Call the cops.