While we were celebrating Toddler Fink’s birthday and 22 glorious years with Mrs. Fink last week, we somehow missed this brilliant piece of journalism from NY Daily News reporter Justin Rocket Silverman. The intrepid reporter, who we will now refer to as NOT KUNTZMAN, rode CitiBikes with GOP mayoral candidate/Brooklyn Heights resident Joe Lhota. This, friends, is INTERNET GOLD!
Why? Breakin’ the law!
In the first few seconds Lhota says, “Do you want to go on the Promenade? I know it’s illegal but there’s probably nobody there right now.” He’s a bad mutha — SHUT YOUR MOUTH — Lhota!
Lhota answers some softball questions from NOT KUNTZMAN while rolling around the neighborhood, at one point squeezing by an Access-a-Ride vehicle double parked on Montague Street.
So what does Lhota think about the much ballyhooed Citibikes? In the closing shot he says, “These seats are the most bloody uncomfortable for a bike, I swear to God.”
Photo: NY Daily News