Elf Appears in Brooklyn Heights

From the BHB Inbox, via “Seth”, comes this photo of a real live elf delivering toys on Hicks Street last night.

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  • Publius

    Delivering toys or stealing hubcaps? ;-)

  • Winstion Smith

    Santa Claus is a capitalist tool.

  • David on Middagh

    Remember, “capitalist tool” is just an anagram for “A-list pita loot c.”


  • nabeguy

    Of course he is, Winston. You can’t run a workshop without tools

  • AEB

    David, you took the anagram right out of my mouth!

    By the way, Theda Bara is an anagram for “Arab death.”

  • AEB

    PS, I’m told that elves make good slip covers. I mean, they don’t fabricate them ; rather, they can be “repurposed”….

  • http://selfabsorbedboomer.blogspot.com Claude Scales

    While we’re on anagrams, Homer Fink is an anagram of “he from ink”.

  • jade

    Am I the only one that thinks that photo is a bit scary!

  • cat

    Anyone we know?

  • nabeguy

    Agreed jade. It kind of looks like he’s stealing toys rather than distributing them. Sort of the Jack Black version of Elf.

  • David on Middagh

    When I first saw the picture I wondered, “Is that from a Paul Giamatti flick…?”

  • DrewB

    Fear not. I know that elf, and he is crafty but harmless!