Con Ed Called: We’re Back In Business

Con Edison just made a friendly automated phone call alerting Heights residents that the full power has been restored. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming in the A/C.

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  • AEB

    Hey–Con Ed didn’t call ME. And after all the electricity I’ve used!

  • nabeguy

    AEB, they know exactly what you’ve used. You’re getting a special phone call from Kevin Burke.

  • AEB

    Well, nabe, the terrible (or wonderful) truth is that for many months my monthly electricity use was estimated.

    Then one fateful day a Con Ed bill arrived for $4,678,876,345,678.55.

    So much for the human imagination.

  • T.K. Small

    It looks like you are paying for the national debt with your electric bill

  • nabeguy

    Well, gee, TK , somebody has to pay for it! But what are those folks with the electronic ND tally board going to do if AEB does happen to pay up? Maybe Con Ed wouldn’t be forced into making power cuts if he did. We’re counting on you Arthur.

  • AEB

    L’etat, c’est moi….