A tall handsome fellow, uh, mannequin named Gregory is greeting (frightening?) shoppers at the Montague Street Key Food, decked in full-on meat manager garb, a black cap and coolio shades. We inquired of a manager there, “Wha? Huh? Why?” regarding the dude’s presence, and were informed that he is a promotional “tool” for a beef company that offers its meaty wares at Key.
Okay, that makes (horse) sense… although Greg still bears an odd and suspicious resemblance to Justin Bieber. (CT)