Bronx Blogger BoogieDowner disses Brooklyn Heights’ latest resident, Dimples Day Spa [91 Montague Street] in a post published on Sunday:
Boogie Downer: Brooklyn Parents…: Is it now safe to say that Brooklyn has morphed into a whole new level of gentrification hell? THIS is what they’re talking about when everybody waxes on and on about what a great place to raise a family Brooklyn is?
We’re all for entrepeneurs and supporting local businesses, but we’d like to see Brooklynites come to their senses and plot the downfall of this one. Well, they might not actually have to plot at all… Dimples may just collapse all on its own. Didn’t the owner, Daria Einhorn, hear about the implosion of the worldwide economy? I’d like to think that even the Bugaboo pushing, mommy-and-me yoga participating parents of Brooklyn Heights have some limit to what they’re willing to spend their money on.
To paraphrase the great Lenny Bruce – Mr. BoogieDowner don’t waste your time hating Brooklyn Heights. The residents of the Bronx, Queens, Manhattan and Staten Island and most of Brooklyn should all get together and BEAT UP ON PARK SLOPE!