The curse is broken! Homer Fink's Brigate Bocce was victorious today over Veni Vidi Bocce in Week 5 of competition in the Floyd NY bocce league. The team swept their opponents in straight sets 7-4. 7-2.
"Verso tutto la girata, girata, gira," team capo Homer Fink told reporters after the match. "Non solo era quella una canzone fredda, ma li aiuta ad avere sesso con le ragazze del hippie anche. Ma seriamente, questa vittoria è stata combattuta duro ed i nostri avversari erano abbastanza tenacious. Inoltre apprezziamo il loro senso dell'ironia."
Fink and Qfwfq were aided in their win by Dr. Mark and Naked Idiot's Dan. "Musica del garde di Avant e medicina chiropratic, ché combinazione," Fink added.
Next week, Brigate Bocce faces North Brooklyn. "I heard a rumor that Walter O'Malley bought the team and was going to move them to South Central," Fink said in a failed attempt at humor.
[...] Brigate Bocce capo Fink was able to catch some of the competition before leaving to join TwoFones and friends in caroling. "Vorrei dire che il bocce Veni Vidi Bocce e rappresentare molto bene la patria." Fink then pointed to a scoresheet showing that his Brigate Bocce had defeated VVV during the regular season. [...]