This just in (12:17 p.m.) – An attempted bank robbery has just occurred at the Bank of America on Montague Street. No weapons were displayed, and no money was taken. Police are looking for a white male in his mid-to-late 30s, who is 6’2″ and 220 lbs., with dirty blond hair and a mustache. He was wearing a dark t-shirt under a short-sleeved red and green button-down shirt.
Hmmm. In terms of the “Wanted” poster you can count on the bank to be a reliable community advocate. As of a few days ago they still had the “Wanted” poster up for the dude who was scrawling swastikas on the Remsen Street synagogue!