This baby definitely wanted to be born in Brooklyn, not Staten Island:
New York Daily News The BQE stood for a Baby’s Quick Exit Thursday when a mother gave birth on the expressway. … “The baby came out real quick,” said NYPD Officer George Tsoukaris, 37, who delivered the child on the Atlantic Ave. off-ramp of the BQE Expressway in Brooklyn. “I didn’t have any time to put on any gloves.”
The parents’ car was en route to a Staten Island hospital when the baby made its hurried exit. After the delivery, mother and baby were taken to LICH, where, according to the Daily News, they are both in good condition.