The “F” is for FAIL: F. Martinella Kaput

Manager Steve LoCastro in happier times.

Manager Steve LoCastro in happier times.

Two BHB tipsters have alerted us that F. Martinella, the “old style New York deli”  from Boar’s Head [119 Court Street]  is down and out for the count.   “Chris” emails us and says:

“I walked by F. Martinella on court and there was paper in the windows and employees not answering if they were closing, as all the equipment was being loaded out… One employee said “don’t know”

And nabe blogger Flappy Days who is quickly becoming the George Jessel/ Grim Reaper of Court Street eateries reports:

Back in October, Boar’s Head decided to try their hand at a retail shop in Downtown Brooklyn with the old-timey sounding and looking “F. Martinella” deli. I guess people weren’t eating enough hoagies to cover the $125 a foot rent, ’cause I passed by there this morning and saw guys loading unopened blocks of ham and turkey into a truck. On the way home, my suspicions were confirmed when I saw the windows taped over. Despite the misleading claim that they had been in business since 1949 (Boar’s Head was actually started in 1903, and if you count the kiosk at JFK, F. Martinella had been in business only a few years, tops), they actually lasted only 10 months. Ha ha! But is anyone surprised? The food was bland and the neighborhood didn’t need another deli (let alone one that was way to fancy for its own britches).

Don’t let the neighborhood hit you on the way out, and good riddance.

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49 Responses to “The “F” is for FAIL: F. Martinella Kaput”

  1. bufera collins 14. Jul, 2009 at 10:47 pm #

    Ick on the gloating tone. I don’t think it helps anyone in the neighborhood for a business to fail.

  2. Stan 14. Jul, 2009 at 11:00 pm #

    Ack on the condescending self righteousness. I don’t think it helps anyone for you to make such a comment.

  3. matt 14. Jul, 2009 at 11:05 pm #

    This place was a trainwreck on all fronts. I say, “Good Riddance”.

    Normally, I’d feel bad for the people working, but those employees deserve to be collecting benefits. Sorry, just telling it like it is.

  4. Brooklyn Law student 15. Jul, 2009 at 12:15 am #

    Its a shame how the people in Bklyn Heights dont appreciate quality when it smacks them in the face. Constantly thinking the “man” is keeping them down. THe only thing that ran this place out of business is the fact that the local morons who worked there were slow, inefficient and always undercharged…

  5. charles almon 15. Jul, 2009 at 1:48 am #

    Always undercharged?
    Why didn’t anyone tell me about this place.

    I agree with the first 2 comments. I hate when a Biz goes out of Biz.
    Except maybe, Spicy Pickle on Montague, the food was truly generic and awful.
    Thankfully Armando’s is returning to its original location.

    I have lived in the heights for 3 decades and have longed for a good kosher deli to hit Montague.

  6. Ethan 15. Jul, 2009 at 7:29 am #

    I hated this article. It was in poor taste. Its never a good thing for a business to go out (unless its truly hurting people). This article was clearly written by a short sided person.

    And since when do we have too many delis?? I’m sorry but a bagel store with some turkey doesn’t constitute a deli and neither does the awful overpriced wraps sold at Court Order and Lassen. In fact, I don’t think BK Heights has a solid true deli at all….

  7. yo 15. Jul, 2009 at 8:21 am #

    maybe we’ll get a sonic

  8. Jose Uribe 15. Jul, 2009 at 8:25 am #

    “Ha, Ha!” . . . “Don’t let the neighborhood hit you on the way out,ad good riddance” . . . I don’t understand why this blog would post an article that appears to have been written by a 16 yr old. Is BHB pro small stores going out of business now?

  9. yo 15. Jul, 2009 at 8:31 am #

    if not a sonic, i hope a BK moves in…we need one of those in the hood

  10. ABC 15. Jul, 2009 at 9:17 am #

    people have lost their jobs. it’s a shame. this article is terrible. we know homer says he’s always “on the side of right” so this is a bit of a mystery to me.

  11. Homer Fink 15. Jul, 2009 at 9:41 am #

    Lighten up people. It’s a headline. The reportage is from a reader and from the Flappy Days blog which is quite irreverent.

    So if you’re going to hate please be accurate i.e.:
    Homer your headline sucks.
    Flappy you are one cruel blogger…maaaaaan.

    Thanks.

  12. Br'er Bear 15. Jul, 2009 at 9:51 am #

    Is it sad that people lost jobs? Absolutely, and my heart goes out to them. My invective was not directed at the employees, though, but at the cynical corporation that opened the shop. And since when is Boar’s Head a “small store”? No, I wrote what I did because F. Martinella, from it’s invented vintage (“since 1949″) to it’s tiled floors to it’s fake name fronting for a giant meat company, was designed to fooling the neighborhood that this was a good, old-time shoppe. It wasn’t. Also, I like the deli at Pacific Market, so it is my opinion that that space could be better utilized.

  13. no name 15. Jul, 2009 at 10:29 am #

    This is a sad day the employees worked so hard for this store no notice to kick out on the street is a shame.

  14. Bart 15. Jul, 2009 at 10:44 am #

    I passed by the store every Saturday morning on my way to Trader Joes. The store was visually appealing with its white tile and old-time look. Perhaps it will become a Soda Fountain.

  15. John Smith 15. Jul, 2009 at 11:22 am #

    John Smith – the name I used to give them when they required it…since when do you have to give your name to buy a sandwich?
    On the plus side – F. Martinella, even if a fairy tale name, provided a breath of fresh air (clean and comfortable) in a neighborhood with disgusting places to eat and disgusting people who frequent these places. It was overpriced but worth it for the void of riff raff. On the minus side, the employees were stupid, slow and inept. They deserve to be out of a job. The locals don’t deserve a decent place – maybe it will become a White Castle.

  16. Br'er Bear 15. Jul, 2009 at 12:01 pm #

    Talk about heartless – thanks John Smith for being a bigger jerk than I am, maybe that will take some of the heat off my post. The locals don’t deserve a decent place? Why are you reading/posting on a local blog then? Also, painting the entire staff with the broad brush of “stupid, slow and inept” is an unfair generalization. Just cause you had a bad experience with one or a few, doesn’t mean that description applies to all. Besides, these folks just lost their jobs (and not because they were inept, but because their bosses thought it was a good idea to open a high-end, high-priced deli selling only boar’s head meat and bland breads/toppings).

  17. Ryan P. 15. Jul, 2009 at 12:13 pm #

    Shame on the cynics who are happy about Martinella’s failure. It’s never a good thing for a business to go under, corporate or otherwise. I really can’t understand why anyone would display such contempt.

    People keep dinging Martinella on their supposed “lack” of authenticity. So what if they weren’t really a “vintage” deli? Does it really matter that they were owned by Boar’s Head instead of Mom and Pop? From the day they opened their doors I was impressed with their variety, freshness, and most importantly their cleanliness. Not to mention, the neighborhood is lacking a deli where you can get a decent sandwich. Seriously – Court Order? I think not.

    True, you can get better value at La Bagel Delight (they pile a half-pound of turkey on their sandwiches for the same price), but I think Martinella was a great addition to the neighborhood, and they will be missed.

  18. nabeguy 15. Jul, 2009 at 12:13 pm #

    You’ve got a brand name that’s been around for 106 years and you call the place F.Martinella…now, that’s what I call inept.

  19. John Smith 15. Jul, 2009 at 12:39 pm #

    The bosses had a great idea and they were decent people. The problem was that you had to deal with with 5th grade educated workers to buy a premium product. Therein lies the paradox and confusion created for customers like me who are willing to pay a premium price to get a little suburban tranquility in an otherwise sea of urban decay. Does anybody consider the possibility that the business was doing ok but that the landlord caused a problem? This may be the same scenario that closed Blimpies.

  20. Qfwfq 15. Jul, 2009 at 1:04 pm #

    I would like to note that at least one of these “F. Martinella was so great!” comments suspiciously comes from a corporate branding/marketing firm.

    Look, it was a corporate marketing experiment during an economic downturn. It sucked. They shut it down. We all feel the employees’ pain.

  21. Jazz 15. Jul, 2009 at 1:06 pm #

    Where are the Brandworkers thugs? Why aren’t they rallying to defend these poor workers?

  22. casper 15. Jul, 2009 at 2:50 pm #

    The criticism of this deli is utterly ridiculous. Was this place some legendary neighborhood fixture owned by a beloved “mom and pop?” No. But who the hell cares who owned the place. It was an aesthetically pleasing, comfortable place to get a decent, fresh meal, on a stretch of Court Street that is relatively devoid of such options. And they had wireless internet, to boot. So you didn’t love the service from the people working behind the counter? Honestly, I’m not sure what you expect out of deli-workers. I went there a bunch of times and never noticed anything negative about the staff, I even found them to be pretty friendly. One wonders (ok, I wonder) whether the “appearance” of the staff may be what some commenters here felt so uncomfortable with.

    So… To sum up… Grow the F up. It’s never a good thing for a business to fail, and this place was nothing if not a decent addition to the neighborhood. I’m not sure what the haters expect or want out of a freaking deli. Good grief.

  23. Peter 15. Jul, 2009 at 2:55 pm #

    My suspicions are again confirmed: Brooklyn Heights has the whiniest population in the United States. Seriously people, do you ever take a moment to listen to yourselves? I have my moments too, but geez …

  24. sue 15. Jul, 2009 at 3:18 pm #

    we had a great jewish deli on Montague street a loooong time ago, I think where Housing Works is now. Great stuffed derma. And a Burger King. Like you really want BK back.

  25. nancy 15. Jul, 2009 at 3:35 pm #

    Boy could I use a nice old fashioned kosher deli in the Heights. Yummy.

  26. Teddy 15. Jul, 2009 at 7:05 pm #

    I’m curious why they closed. If it was a lack of business, then I would understand given the location. The Checkers place on the same block seems to be doing well, along with other businesses that cater to the work crowd. “Upscale” & Court St. don’t seem to mix well.

  27. hoppy 15. Jul, 2009 at 7:34 pm #

    I very vaguely remember, when I first worked in the area circa 1994, that there was a kosher or kosher style place on the west side of Court Street (between either Jor. and Liv. or Liv. and Sch.) which specialized in franks and french fries. When the guy at the counter took orders for french fries, he had a characteristic shout to relay the number of portions ordered–”TWOOO FREEEENCH!, THREEEE FREEEENCH!”

  28. nabeguy 15. Jul, 2009 at 9:12 pm #

    Picadelli’s, why have you abandoned us? A great old-style pickles-on-the-table pastrami joint, and on Montague Street to boot. How many of you would truly frequent an establishment of that kind?

  29. JC 15. Jul, 2009 at 9:29 pm #

    i think APPLE should move in. Put a nice apple store in downtown brooklyn.

  30. Teddy 15. Jul, 2009 at 10:38 pm #

    It would be too small for a Apple store. Maybe Apple could put their new Brooklyn flagship store into the new building going up at Boerum & Atlantic. Then again, I didn’t hear or read anything about Apple possibly opening up a Brooklyn store in a long time.

    I also wonder how long those yogurt stores will stay open.

  31. No One Of Consequence 16. Jul, 2009 at 1:10 am #

    “The rent for the 2,500-square-foot F. Martinella storefront is “at a nosebleed level,” said King, who was originally involved in the deal, but did not close it.

    To compare, a 650-square-foot space for a yogurt shop at 32 Court St. recently went for $14,000, King added.”

    Is that monthly? i.e. $168k annual/$258 ft2?
    Or annual, $1166 mo./$21 ft2?

    The latter seems ridiculously low for this neighborhood, but the former is equally insanely high.

    All things being equal, that’s either $645k yr/$53k mo or $4300 mo.
    ok, so there’s no way it’s only $4300 monthly.

    So, I can’t imagine the yogurt shops can sell anywhere close to enough product to cover $14,000 month in base rent and turn a profit after all other expenses.

    As for F. Martinella, even if my numbers are only in the ball park, let’s say $40k mo. base rent… that’s a lotta salami.

  32. John Smith 16. Jul, 2009 at 8:25 am #

    Does anyone know if the Martinella site was previously a sit-down Chinese restaurant? I seem to remember something of that nature in the approximate location. I wouldn’t be upset if an Arby’s were to open up on Court St. There are very few in the NY area.

  33. yo 16. Jul, 2009 at 9:11 am #

    nooc,

    my understanding is it’s $14K per month…and we wonder why nothing sticks in the area

  34. lifer 16. Jul, 2009 at 9:11 am #

    There WAS a Chinese restaurant where Martinella’s is. I forget the name, but we would go in there when we were 14 and get served booze. Scorpion bowls, yum.

  35. Deus 16. Jul, 2009 at 9:31 am #

    Arby’s — really?

  36. No One Of Consequence 16. Jul, 2009 at 9:43 am #

    @yo
    wondering is now optional
    we can only marvel that anyone even bothers to try

  37. Billy Reno 16. Jul, 2009 at 9:57 am #

    Damn! Just had a fine lunch there with the fam on Sunday! Everyone pray for Checkers.

  38. anon 16. Jul, 2009 at 1:11 pm #

    @anon-The kosher deli with great firm hot dogs moved to Livingston St (south side) between Court and Boerum (not sure if it still there) and the same owner (I recall) owned the deli/store on Clark St by Henry St, which closed because of, among other things, sexual harassment issues.

  39. mk 16. Jul, 2009 at 3:49 pm #

    nothing quite like wanting a kosher deli sandwich and instead having to eat something with a giant pigs head on it.

    Q: Where will we find boar’s head meat without F martinella in the neighborhood?
    A: next door, next door to that, and also next door to that

  40. Bk Law Student 2 16. Jul, 2009 at 3:54 pm #

    I hope they replace it with a frozen yogurt shop.

  41. Another BLS Student 16. Jul, 2009 at 3:54 pm #

    I must agree with my classmate. They made the same sandwiches differently every time, without fail. The sandwiches were also $45. Also, the internal layout was ridiculous. It was designed by some MBA, not a deli owner.

    I really hope they put another Froyo store there. God knows Court Street needs another one.

  42. rob 16. Jul, 2009 at 9:15 pm #

    Boarshead is just processed crap. It should have been better product. wish it had been a Kosher Deli . I think people should think it out before they open any old thing . This was a poor idea

  43. Anne 18. Jul, 2009 at 6:34 pm #

    Homer your headline sucks.
    Flappy you are one cruel blogger…maaaaaan.

    Actually the headline didn’t bother me so much as the “good riddance” so scratch that first one.

  44. Jen 20. Jul, 2009 at 12:07 pm #

    Good riddance. I went in there once and had the slowest, most inefficient and worst service ever.

  45. Emily 21. Jul, 2009 at 10:24 am #

    I patronized the restaurant on a nearly daily basis. The mangers were always friendly and professional and there were many polite and capable employees who worked there, as well. The free wifi was a real plus in a neighborhood with few such options, and the egg wrap was the best deal in NYC. I will miss it terribly.

  46. joe 23. Jul, 2009 at 10:54 pm #

    I ate their Italian hero at least once a week. The bread, cold cuts and produce was better than L&H and cheaper to boot.

    Though the worers weren’t the fastest I always found the workers to be very friendly. I’m going to really miss them.

  47. peter 25. Jul, 2009 at 11:11 am #

    i heard it was a landlord problem and that they basically didn’t want to play “ball” with the property owner. i loved the store. food was good and the atmosphere was really nice.

  48. Holly 28. Jul, 2009 at 9:33 pm #

    For real? For those of you who opine that this article is too critical….I live upstairs from the location. My husband has been in the restaurant business his whole life and gave the manager, Steve LoCastro, free operations advice on how to improve the business and increase the profit margin. Repeatedly, they ignored everything he said….sad to see them go, I liked to hang out there, but capitalism means survival of the fittest!

  49. Hipster51109 03. Aug, 2009 at 4:50 pm #

    I’m a Law student residing in the dormitory on State Street and I can certainly see why it failed. This was my morning stop for coffee briefly but sandwiches were just too expensive. My only big purchase there was a cheesecake that took over 10 minutes to receive and in the process was handed a chocolate cake. Not sure how they messed that up. Secondly, the employees smoked cigarattes inside which turned me away.

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