Justin Bieber Piñata On Sale at Key Food in Brooklyn Heights

And we thought the big news at Key Food on Montague Street was the announcement of a Dietz and Watson food truck visit on September 11. Now comes word via Twitter of a Justin Bieber piñata on sale at there.

This, friends, is something the whole world wants and needs- the chance to smack ol’ Biebs around. His seemingly insane behavior over the last year is enough to fuel your aggression and bloodlust while hacking at Canada’s most hated export (yes, we’re including Rob Ford in our consideration).

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Pardon us while we go buy one…make that two….

Apparently you can buy these Justin Bieber Piñata Kits on Amazon… and there are many videos on YouTube documenting the destruction of them including this one:

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  • AEB

    I’ll take a dozen. For starters….

  • SloppyFrenchKisser

    I see a Thomas the Train in the background. Thomas is great for little kids. Why bash it?

  • johnny cakes

    Let’s make another one – for Andrew Cuomo. Vote on Tuesday, not for Andy.

  • Eddyde

    Forget the Piñata, Andy boy should be tarred and feathered.

  • johnny cakes

    The Feds are working on it… hopefully.

  • cindy s

    Well, he needs a Lot of instruction;
    My brother says he has to learn how
    To “ride a clutch, how to power
    Shift in second and power steer”
    I say he first has to learn the values
    of humility and consideration for

  • Eddyde

    I could see how bashing in an effigy of Justin Bieber’s face could be quite cathartic, even for a 5 year old.

  • Andrew Porter

    Actually, the Key has sold Dietz & Watson cold cuts for several years.

  • BrooklynBugle

    It’s their “food truck” visiting on 9/11.

  • DIBS

    Won’t be long before there are DeBlahsio pinatas.