Swingin’ Brooklyn Heights

Who says Brooklyn Heights is uptight?

Bartender needed for cocktail party:

Looking for handsome bartender for cocktail party in apartment on Sunday, September 23rd. Duties: serve wine and beer and occasionally pass hors d'oeurves. May require bartender to be shirtless with bow tie.Please send picture–experience–and hourly rate. Hours will be from 4-9PM.

Sadly, it appears our invitation was lost in the mail for this soiree (the post is dated 8/7):

Looking to hire 3 sexy, uninhibited young ladies to hire as Nude Cocktail Waitresses/Bartendresses. Event is this coming Saturday. You will serve drinks, mingle, chat and otherwise have a great time with a group of mixed gender party guests in my Brooklyn Home. Nothing sleazy, just good clean fun. Please be very attractive, with a great body and an attitude to match. If two or three friends want to do this together all the better. We have hosted parties like this in the past and a great time was had by all. Please tell me a little about yourself and send a photo if you have one.


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  • anon

    You posted this entry three entries after posting an entry about BH’ers freakin out about fliers being left on their doors. They’re uptight, nothing more can be said

  • Publius

    The ad forgot to mention that any applicants much have at least a liberal arts graduate degree.