Dad Slapped at Starbucks: Brooklyn Heights Justice or Just Plain Crazy?

This dispatch just in from a BHB tipster claiming that a Brooklyn Heights Dad got a schmack on the head from another patron at the Montague Street Starbucks. Allegedly, the smacker  felt that the smackee was not parenting properly by ignoring his fidgety baby while waiting on a latte.  Do we call it instant justice or is it past the legal limit?  Full eyewitness account after the jump:

I was in the Montague St Starbucks at 10:20 am today, maybe 10:25. A man outside had a baby in an upright-type stroller and was speaking with a woman who seemed very concerned. It seems that his child was fussing in the stroller while the man ( who I will call “Dad”) was waiting for his drink. When the baby kept crying another man complained to Dad: when Dad did not leave and stayed to wait for his drink, the non-dad man slapped Dad on the back of the head.

Now, I did not see this, but was there immediately afterward. Not only the woman outside with Dad, but the employees and other customers (including child-free individuals) were 99% on Dad’s side. (Only one man seemed to disagree, but he quickly demurred when reminded that one adult should not hit another over this, no matter how aggravating it should be.)

The police were called and the manager and an employee went out and spoke w/them and Dad. The Slapper was out of there by then, but I hope the store
security camera was on. I have seen frequent out-of-control behavior there, but this child was not crying, just looking cranky, when I saw him and he was in the stroller. Actually, I think the baby /toddler was in the stroller the entire time. Thankfully, Dad was very rational and saw no need to start the Thrilla on Montanilla. (It’s Monday, and I’ve had a lot of I coffee, so please pardon my literary excesses.) Slapper had left by the time I got there.

This did not seem to be egregious parental behavior. I have an elementary-school-aged child, and have been in situations like this. I always left the store if my kid got too cranky or loud; doing it once or twice seemed to alert the child to the consequences of misbehaving in an adult public place. One adult hitting another over this kind of thing like this is certainly egregious behavior to me.

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  • jiker

    yuppies drinking their $5 lattes. oh life’s a bitch for these people!

  • MADMAX

    Dude, the Slapper asked the Dad to do something about his kid. The Dad probably just ignored him blatantly. Well, its kinda hard to ignore a slap. …and when another man “slaps” another man, its basically a challenge to fight. Like a gorilla beating his chest or some sh.t. If you step down (be the better man) when another guy slaps you, well then maybe you needed it in the first place…

    PS. I wish all of you pompous Starbucks worshipping, laptop toting dickhats would get real.

  • AEB

    Yes, MADMAX, it’s really real to meet aggression with more of the same. I mean, that’s what being a man is all about, right?

    Even better–why not pistols at dawn?

  • ladyofargonne

    It should be open season who ignore their kids to talk on their cell phone. Sign me up.

  • Your Mamma

    This what happens when whitey watches the Wire.

  • curmudgeonly troll

    It’s a wonder the cranky MILFs and hypercaffeinated metrosexuals don’t have a daily bitchslap riot in there.

  • Jake

    I can assure you that if someone put their hands on me I would defend myself.

  • Homer Fink

    Daily Bitchslap Riot… isn’t that a blog in Williamsburg? If not, I’m totally stealing that name.

  • http://obbop.wordpress.com/ OBBOP

    When some future historian or archaeologists finds this message board thread several hundred years in the future I wonder ID and/or HOW they will interpret the messages within.

  • http://obbop.wordpress.com/ OBBOP

    Whoops.

    Alter the above “ID” to “IF”

  • nabeguy

    Actually, OBBOP, ID makes more sense. If you really think about it, this whole thing comes down to that,

  • Alex

    >> I still standby my belief that these sissy drinks should have always come with a side of head slap. <<

    Agreed. And bringing “fussing” brats into public places also should come with a side of head slap.

  • justaneighbor

    Best.Thread.Ever.
    :)

  • health

    I cannot wait until society stops living like savages, and starts regarding human life as nmore important than money and egos. That would help to stem incidents like this.

  • http://www.ryanmichaeljones.com Ryan Jones

    What’s going on with the Montague shops? My wife and I were on our way to check out the recent wares in Housing Works this last Saturday and as we were about to go in the door, two cops walk out with a guy in handcuffs. I turned to my wife and said “shoplifting”. Then a third cop walks out with another guy in handcuffs and blood dripping down his face. My wife turn to me and says “book brawl”. She wasn’t too far off.

    Turns out the two guys were arguing over a record….had to be David Bowie, I say. According to workers in the store, the guy who got bloodied is a regular British transplant and a complete a-hole. The guy who did the bloodying, who was half his size mind you, is also a regular and is apparently a flamboyant queen.

    They were still cleaning up debris and blood off the floor when we walked in. It must have been like a weird celebrity death match.

  • A.

    if you think you’re right and can hit to make your point, then you should have the courage to stand your ground and not run when you hear the cops are on the way. coward.

  • my2cents

    I would love to have seen that fight… Do they have security cameras there? Youtube please???

  • http://goodfnews.blogspot.com/ MarK Darvin

    I’ve seen some fairly anti-social characters hanging out at the Montague St. Starbucks on occasion. I was there on Saturday night and an unsavory old man was belching loudly in the front of the place while drinking a liter bottle of Coke and spreading newspapers all over. Where do these people come from??

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