Scales Dazzles Swizzle


BHB publisher Homer Fink scored somewhere in the -175 range in Wednesday's Dick Swizzle's Sudden Death Game Show at Magnetic Field, while BHB contributor/nabe superblogger Claude Scales made it to the final round.

Swizzle was amazed at first timer Scales' knowledge base. So much so, the fauxstachioed host bought him a yummy Mets Beer (now a dark lager for those of you keeping track). While Donkey Kong king "Richy" took the crown this week, it's clear that the BHB troika of Scales, Qfwfq (who made the semi-finals) and former champ Homer Fink are a force to be reckoned with at the next DSSDGS on June 20. 

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  • Claude Scales

    There I was, surrounded by Brooklyn Law students, and I couldn’t remember how many amendments were made to the Constitution in 1791. Cringe time!

  • Qfwfq

    I would like to add that I am enjoying the ass cushion I won. It made the subway ride to work very comfortable this morning.

  • Poppa Fink

    …maybe you coulda teacha Mr Claude to shoota the bocce

    you poppa