Claus Confab

Who can come up with the best caption for this photo?

(Yes, Santacon is today.)

We have a winner: congratulations to Billy Reno for:
“The North Pole bailout fell through. Who’s jumping first?”

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26 Responses to “Claus Confab”

  1. anon 13. Dec, 2008 at 3:31 pm #

    Ok you take the west side, I’ll do the east, and, hey, where’s ralph?

  2. henry & state 13. Dec, 2008 at 3:51 pm #

    rock, paper, scissors – we go this way

  3. Norman E-mailer 13. Dec, 2008 at 3:56 pm #

    Ho ho ho! The waterfalls suck!

  4. AEB 13. Dec, 2008 at 4:09 pm #

    “OK. Who’s got the crystal….?”

  5. Howie Greene 13. Dec, 2008 at 4:41 pm #

    So you’re registered with CareerBuilders.com too, huh?

  6. Adam 13. Dec, 2008 at 4:44 pm #

    With the bridge being a straight line and all you would think three men who fly around the world every year would be able to find the Brooklyn side without stopping to ask for directions.

  7. AEB 13. Dec, 2008 at 4:53 pm #

    So you’ve registered with CareerBulders.com too, huh?

    Huh?

    Huh?

  8. T.K. Small 13. Dec, 2008 at 5:15 pm #

    Has anyone seen Rudolph?

  9. hoppy 13. Dec, 2008 at 6:36 pm #

    Yo, Kringle….Your skinny ass is about to get run over by a bicycle!

  10. bornhere 13. Dec, 2008 at 7:30 pm #

    Je ne peux pas trouver “nyuck …”

  11. Beavis 13. Dec, 2008 at 11:17 pm #

    Santas won’t be visible if Dock Street project gets built.

  12. promenadexmastree 13. Dec, 2008 at 11:50 pm #

    so, did you bring your ezpass? i left mine in my other sleigh.

  13. Claude Scales 13. Dec, 2008 at 11:56 pm #

    OK, as I’m the author of the post, this doesn’t count, but I can’t resist:

    Gunther Klaus, I’m Wolfgang Klaus, and this is Helmut Klaus.

  14. Bob 14. Dec, 2008 at 8:06 am #

    Once again the NYPD demonstrates why it leads the nation in innovative anti-terror techniques.

  15. Clarknt67 14. Dec, 2008 at 11:13 am #

    I don’t care who you are, get the F outta the bike lane Tubby!

  16. Clarknt67 14. Dec, 2008 at 11:16 am #

    “So you wanna be Santa?” the new reality competition hit series now on NBC!

  17. Stan 14. Dec, 2008 at 11:30 am #

    Fercrissakes Yassky, I told you I was pandering to the North Pole crowd… and DiBlasio I’d expect better from you, did you not have a reindeer suit?

    Sorry Chuck.

  18. T.K. Small 14. Dec, 2008 at 2:37 pm #

    Claus-trophiba support group meeting.

  19. tk 14. Dec, 2008 at 4:09 pm #

    Get out of the bike lane!!!!!

  20. mrs. fink 14. Dec, 2008 at 8:52 pm #

    wait – this isnt san jose? Jinkies, bad directions AGAIN.

    but my vote goes to the TK smalls – Claus-trophobia.

  21. val 15. Dec, 2008 at 5:31 pm #

    The bike lane theme captions gets my vote.

  22. joe 15. Dec, 2008 at 5:39 pm #

    Spare some change? The economy has made our jobs at Macy’s redundant.

  23. joe 15. Dec, 2008 at 8:20 pm #

    Harry knew he was in trouble when he was surrounded by the bad santas, the most notorious bunch of holiday thugs in brooklyn.

  24. Billy Reno 16. Dec, 2008 at 8:32 am #

    “The North Pole bailout fell through. Who’s jumping first?”

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