Claus Confab

Who can come up with the best caption for this photo?

(Yes, Santacon is today.)

We have a winner: congratulations to Billy Reno for:
“The North Pole bailout fell through. Who’s jumping first?”

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  • anon

    Ok you take the west side, I’ll do the east, and, hey, where’s ralph?

  • henry & state

    rock, paper, scissors – we go this way

  • Norman E-mailer

    Ho ho ho! The waterfalls suck!

  • AEB

    “OK. Who’s got the crystal….?”

  • Howie Greene

    So you’re registered with too, huh?

  • Adam

    With the bridge being a straight line and all you would think three men who fly around the world every year would be able to find the Brooklyn side without stopping to ask for directions.

  • AEB

    So you’ve registered with too, huh?



  • T.K. Small

    Has anyone seen Rudolph?

  • hoppy

    Yo, Kringle….Your skinny ass is about to get run over by a bicycle!

  • bornhere

    Je ne peux pas trouver “nyuck …”

  • Beavis

    Santas won’t be visible if Dock Street project gets built.

  • promenadexmastree

    so, did you bring your ezpass? i left mine in my other sleigh.

  • Claude Scales

    OK, as I’m the author of the post, this doesn’t count, but I can’t resist:

    Gunther Klaus, I’m Wolfgang Klaus, and this is Helmut Klaus.

  • Bob

    Once again the NYPD demonstrates why it leads the nation in innovative anti-terror techniques.

  • Clarknt67

    I don’t care who you are, get the F outta the bike lane Tubby!

  • Clarknt67

    “So you wanna be Santa?” the new reality competition hit series now on NBC!

  • Stan

    Fercrissakes Yassky, I told you I was pandering to the North Pole crowd… and DiBlasio I’d expect better from you, did you not have a reindeer suit?

    Sorry Chuck.

  • T.K. Small

    Claus-trophiba support group meeting.

  • tk

    Get out of the bike lane!!!!!

  • val

    The bike lane theme captions gets my vote.

  • joe

    Spare some change? The economy has made our jobs at Macy’s redundant.

  • joe

    Harry knew he was in trouble when he was surrounded by the bad santas, the most notorious bunch of holiday thugs in brooklyn.

  • Billy Reno

    “The North Pole bailout fell through. Who’s jumping first?”